Not that it has anything to do with this photo of Sophia, but I'd like to take a moment to thank the universe, god or whoever the hell threw the first spitwad of creation across the classroom of the void of nothing
for setting in motion the forces that brought us The Harmony Bar, Lake Louis Beer, the potato, the deep fryer, and whatever primate/human who was desperate enough to not only suck on a cow tit, but then figure out how to make it into cheese, then be daring enough to eat that cheese when it turned blue and moldy, and his ancestor who decided that it would make a good cheeseburger topping and a good dip when mixed into a dressing.
And I'd like to be able to thank my producer and Jesus Christ for giving me a Grammy, an Emmy and a Nobel prize too, although that's less likely to happen than me eating fries and a burger and having a beer at the harmony.
Ok, maybe a pitcher with the LOUD band after practice...
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