Heidi's Head Is Not This Big In Real Life

Heidi, July 2007

She's got a new kid. Named it Odin. Or maybe Caleb, her sweetie named it Odin. That's a big name live up to, since Odin was a one eyed father of the Norse Gods. But I liked this photo, so there it is.

Oh, and besides actually having a normal sized head, she's also not three feet tall like she looks here.

But I am addicted to wide angle lenses and getting in people's faces. They don't seem to mind. Or maybe they're scared of me.

Or perhaps my subtle and hypnotic personality seduces them.

I sorta doubt that, though.