Friday, April 03, 2009

An Army of Personal Savoirs and The Guantanamo Virgin Mary

More trip photos. I found the sheer number of Mary and Jesus items down there in New Mexico rather creepifying.
I thought this statue looked like it had gotten locked up by a bunch of anti-Virgin Mary thugs.
What a fucked up concept, that Mary was a virgin, and the baby Jesus broke her hymen on the way out. Sooooo Catholic, do the time, but don't get to do the crime, and the only person good enough to push out the Holy Jesus was somebody who never got laid.

I had no idea that Jesus was such a tiny little man!

I swear, they modeled the "buddy Jesus" figure in Dogma after this version of the three nail Messiah.

Oops, I better watch what I say, there's an army of this dude who can kick my buttocks!
Thus endeth the holy photo spasam.
Praise Jebus in all his cement forms!

1 comment:

miriam said...

great pix and i second the dogma suspicion...

"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." Ralph Waldo Emerson