Thursday, May 21, 2009

Quote of the Day:Talking Snakes, Cosmic Jewish Zombies



“(Christianity) …the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…”

3 comments:

michael said...

of course. makes perfect sense. where do i sign up?

Cindy said...

yeah and the universe magically appeared out of nothing... oh wait there were particles that always existed...no one created anything
God is real. Be brave, ask Him not humans

ellie said...

Do you really think god has a gender? That a being who could create everything is a "him"?
Sorta small thinking if that's the case. At the least very binary and human centric when it comes to the cosmic scale.

"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." Ralph Waldo Emerson