Friday, November 04, 2005

Deep space tourists

They traveled the dark mystery between the stars, spreading out over thousands of years, learning the myriad ways life could invent itself.
From sentient gas clouds to methane eating bacteria, from the multi pod sensualists of Haa'ralaxu Prime to the lava men of Terra's interior, they plumbed the depths of time and the universe, sampling the beauty of the creation, all spawned by the big bang and the big mystery behind what made that great explosion.
But the Human Earthlings were the first ones to assume that they came across the vast universe to kidnap them to explore and probe their alimentary canals, to insert alien metallic devices into the stinky mystery of the human colon.
Sushi with the dolphins was nice, though.

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