Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Tiny Alien Humans Babies Everywhere

Everybody's having babies
but Kori and I
it's ok with me
I don't want a little guy
even one as cute
as Lucas or Huxsley
or Winston or Odin
who are far from Ugly
The barf and spit
fart and shit
lay there and gurgle
for the fun of it
lovely to look at
but not to hold
and anyway I think
I'm just too damn old
Seriously, sometimes I wonder why any of my pals let me point a camera at one of their kids, because for some reason they almost always come out looking like aliens.

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